This morning I turned the corner at 7-11 and there was Fidel talking on the pay phone at the front of the building. My undercover instincts instantly kicked in so I surreptitiously crept over to where I could hear his side of the conversation. Turns out Fidel's real name is VINNIE and I believe he is from CHICAGO! He was talking to his brotha about his motha. I don't know whether I am more intrigued now or just plain disappointed.
By the way, I noticed that he carries a reusable grocery bag, coordinating khaki of course. At least he's concerned about the size of his carbon footprint, a big plus in his favor. That might also explain the same grimy pants and shirt. Must conserve water.
See ya next week, Vinnie.
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4 comments:
Vinnie?!
I wouldn't have pegged him as a member of the mafioso.
Oh what the hey, fuh gid a boud it.
Ok, so instead of a commie you are hangning out with a good fella? Sure can pick em.
"Oh yeah. You blend."
I love you Eris. You are one of the only ones who gets my movie taste.
Oh man! I admit that I'm disappointed because there are a lot of Vinnies around but not many Fidels. Rats. Ah well - he'll always be Fidel in my mind ;-)
It's still interesting to know that he color coordinates his outfits with the reusable grocery sack LOL
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