At first I thought that someone sneaked into my house and changed the holder. Then I realized that the width of my super-soft quilted toilet paper has shrunk by a full one-quarter inch. Come on Charmin, did you think I wouldn't notice?
This isn't the only product that is getting smaller. Cereal boxes. Tuna cans. Width of fabric yardage (from 45 to 42 inches). Tootsie Roll Pops (is nothing sacred?)
What else haven't I noticed?